Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Huckabee--Hear No News, See Evil Everywhere

Conspiracy Theory Central is beginning to warm to the candidacy of Gov. Huckabee, the rock 'n roll minister. The Huckster is for staying in Iraq till hell freezes over and bombing Iran back to before the dawn of time. Booyah Huck! This week, we got to see how he handles contrary opinions. News on the Axis of Evil front: "The US National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iran concluded this week that Iran probably did once have a plan to develop a nuclear bomb but halted this in 2003 and had not restarted ... ." BBC News. The Huckster's response: NIE, what NIE? Never heard of it. Link. Brilliant! A cross between Dear Leader W Bush and Sargent Schultz from the 70's TV show Hogan's Heroes. How can the liberal media jackals cross-examine Huck about the NIE when he's never heard of it? Complete stiff arm. This guy has more presidential potential than Conspiracy Theory Central previously imagined.
(Satire).

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