Sunday, August 19, 2007
Having rescued her adopted son Barack Hussein Obama as a child from an Indonesian school for Muslim boys, Queen Oprah is hosting a "celebration" for Prince Barack at her estate in Montecito, California. Gentry and commoners with the good fortune to receive an invitation shall pay $2300 for the privilege of attendance. By royal decree, garden attire is required and no cameras shall be permitted. Only the queen shall be attired in purple. Do not speak to the Queen nor Prince unless first spoken to. Any person who mentions the word "fundraiser" shall be drawn and quartered. Polite applause is required during Prince Barack's prepared remarks. Any peace activists who boo the Prince's statement that the U.S. one day may launch preemptive military strikes into Iran and Pakistan shall be caned mercilessly. Prince Barack is demonstrating to the American people that he has overcome the pot smoking, kumbaya days of his youth. He is now a serious world leader willing to spill blood in furtherance of American corporate hegemony. (Satire). For real, I'm off the Obama bandwagon.
Posted by jjray at 10:25 AM