Even more compeling, "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry." Link. Doctors at the hospital said they would amputate if anyone could point out the tiny member.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Black Wednesday For Penises
Grim news met the world's penises today, a full frontal assault. First, a Russian woman did Lorena Bobbit proud. She set fire to her x-husband's penis as he sat imbibing vodka while watching television. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch." Note to self: don't watch television naked and drunk in view of pissed off Russian x-wife.
Even more compeling, "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry." Link. Doctors at the hospital said they would amputate if anyone could point out the tiny member.
Even more compeling, "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry." Link. Doctors at the hospital said they would amputate if anyone could point out the tiny member.
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