Senator Larry Craig's children Shea Howell and Michael Craig appeared on "Good Morning America" today to say "Our dad ain't gay!" Link This afternoon, the Craig's longtime Venezuelan housekeeper appeared on CNN with Wolf Blitzer also proclaiming Larry Craig's nongayness. Said the housekeeper, "The senator is always grabbing my ass when his wife isn't looking. I know he wants a piece just like any man." Finally, this evening on National Geographic Channel's The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan is to interview the Craig family dog. According to an advance press release, the dog is expected to say he has seen Larry Craig having sexual relations with women on many occasions. We at Conspiracy Theory Central have conducted a nonscientific poll among our seven regular readers (one of whom is my cat Mimi) on the topic of whether or not Larry Craig is gay. The top response to the survey with four votes was: "He ain't gay but his boyfriends are."