Thursday, September 27, 2007

Pace: We Don't Want No Stinking Immoral Soldiers In Our Military


Praise God for General Pace. He has given voice to the silent (moral) majority. "Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, caused a stir at a Senate hearing Wednesday when he repeated his view that gay sex is immoral and should not be condoned by the military." Link. The General was brought up on the Bible and he intends to infuse our military with his religious doctrines. Booya General! Hey but don't stop with the gays. Didn't the Jews kill Jesus? Do not they deny his divinity to this day? Ain't that against the Bible as well? Do it General. Kick all the Jews out of the military. And them Islamofascist Muslim folks ... is anyone more Godless than these folks? Give 'em the boot too General! And what about them dope smoking, neo-hippie types? BOOT! No half-ass'ed efforts in cleansing our military General. A man of Jesus knows no bounds to his zeal. Let's get kicking some immoral ass, pronto.
(Satire)

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