Back to Sarah. When the McCain campaign brought the Wassila hillbillies to the lower 48, it took months of scrubbing to get them ready for prime time. New clothing, a speech coach, a debate coach, baby daddy's mom alleged possession of OxyContin with intent to distribute, et certera. Carrie Prejean already has the fake boobs and wardrobe necessary for the job. Better still, she shines on camera while tenaciously sticking to the script supplied by her handlers. This girl possesses an unbelievable capacity for saying one thing (Christian morality) while having done another (racy photo shoots and masturbation tape) all with zero hint of embarrassment. You can't teach mendacity. Somebody find a conservative House district for this girl to run in. We are beyond tired of seeing Michele Bachmann on Fox. Bring us Representative Carrie Prejean! Our country needs you Carrie.
- Our girl stiff arms Larry King, walks off set. Brilliant! 11-12-09.
- Carrie Prejean: seven more sex tapes reportedly unearthed. If one masturbation tape was good, eight are better. You go girl! Just tell us where we send the check to get a box set of these tapes. 11-14-09.