Fear The Anus Bomber

Ann Coulter is quickly asserting herself as the premier counter-terrorism expert in the world. In a recent interview with Bill O'Reilly, Ann adroitly diagnosed the weakness of the new United States airport body scanner program in light of the recent Christmas diaper bomber.

Bill: "If you have a body scan and you have a bomb in your underwear, they can see the bomb through the body scan."
Ann: "No one credible has asserted that. No they'll be able to see a container. It was spread throughout the diaper. Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin, and by the way, I don’t see a clear angle on the anus. That’s a pretty easy hiding place for this."

Do you see Ann's genius at work? We need to see inside the anus. Body scanners are useless because the terrorists can always shove the bomb up their anuses! The only solution is to search the anal cavity of every passenger boarding every plane in the world. Conspiracy Theory Central wakes up every morning and thanks the Lord we have Ann Coulter. We need her up on that wall.