My God, look at that hand. Do you see it? This is the hand of an alien. We have the evidence! She's gotta be one of those alien reptile beings walking around wearing the mask of a frumpy middle-aged, white lady. Oohh, I'd hate to see Hillary's inner alien. The mask scares the piss out of me all by it's lonesome. Bill sure knows how to pick 'em. Hillary for a wife and Monica for a mistress.