Overreaction to the state of affairs in Obamastan is impossible. All extreme measures are authorized. Here are our top ten things a
- Buy a dozen more assault riffles. (just kidding)
- Secret ourself in "undisclosed location" preferably in a bunker next door to Dick Cheney's.
- Prepare for the Apocalypse.
- Ask Sara Palin how we get on the ark when she and Todd declare independence from Obamastan and are popularly proclaimed queen and first dude for life.
- Ask for chastity tutoring from Bristol Palin
- Invite Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin for illicit three-way in bunker (yes, right wing extremists have better sex!)
- Tell guards under no circumstances are they to let Ted Haggard into the bunker (but ask him where to go for the best deal on drugs)
- Stock up on mass quantities of oxycontin just in case Rush stops by
- Write to Alberto Gonzalez telling him how much we loved his work at the Justice Department (but don't invite him to the bunker)
- Authorize David Letterman to use the list