Huckabee Frees Inner Redneck

I knew it was in you Mike. All this stuff about coddling Mexican immigrants is understandable. You were the governor of Arkansas at the time. Can you say Tyson Foods? Mike can. Who slaughters the chickens if we kick all the illegal immigrants out of Arkansas? The poor little buggers can't very well hack themselves up into thighs, breasts, and legs, can they? A governor has gotta do what governors do suck up to the state's big money interests. Which brings us to South Carolina. Mike's gotta win this former Confederate state. What better move than to let loose the inner redneck, eh? Here's the Huckster on the stump in Myrtle Beach on whether the confederate battle flag should be removed from the state flag: "You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag. ... If somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole." Link. There you go Huck. Stick that pole up the NAACP's ass! If that doesn't demonstrate you're presidential material to those folks in South Carolina, I sure don't know what else will. Keep up the good work Huck.
(Satire)